Notice of Agreement

In order to view the parody - "Why you kick my beaver?"- you must make the following declarations.

1. I understand and appreciate satire and parodies.

2. I agree that if I find myself criticizing the author for this work, or starting a series of caustic messages on this topic on any platform, I will pledge my first born child to the LTTE cause.

3. I brush my teeth twice every day.

4. (Lastly, and most importantly) I don't get ulcers when I hear the word "BEAVER". (it has been used a shocking five times in this work !!!! The author effectively blew his chances of ever reaching heaven with that.)